[GIFTED] Log Wedge Serving Board

Don't you hate it when you're cutting up cheese and other hors d'oeuvres and then your guests are forced to transfer them onto different plates?  MAN, do you have a case of the white people problems.  Do you know that people are starving out there?  Do you know that there's a WAR going on?

Just kidding, life is fine over here in the upper middle class.  It's time for a dinner party! 

This Log Wedge Serving Board ($44, Harabu House) comes together for you to cut up what you're serving, but then comes apart in eight wedges that serve as individual plates for your guests.  It also looks like wood, which will make people think you're focused on the environment instead of focused on how well your stocks are doing.  Cheers!