With all of the hot button issues dominating the upcoming presidential election, it's important to keep sight of what's truly important when choosing the next Leader of the Free World: can he play basketball? Can he drink beer? Can he charm the ladies?
Romney may have good hair and more money than God, but he sure as hell don't have swagger on the basketball court. Pick up this Romney Can't Dunk T-Shirt ($20, Fancy Politics) and let everyone know where you stand on this important issue.