[GIFTED] Tequila Buffet

It's F-R-I-D-A-Y, woo girls!  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TONIGHT?  Well, you have three choices:

1. Go immediately home after work, throw on sweatpants, order a pizza, and hole up with a bottle of wine, a movie, a book, an iPad loaded with the addictive game dujour, and not talk to anyone.  Yeah, fuck everyone.  You had a HARD week.  You don't want to speak words out loud.  YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 

2. Head to the nearest bar and drink your face off.  Call your boyfriend, announce that you're coming home.  He will be frightened and worried.  Yell at a cab driver for griping about not taking you to Brooklyn.  Text everyone you know.  Come home, eat a grilled cheese, attempt to put the moves on your boyfriend, get mad when he's not into it.  Fall asleep.

3.  Send an email with the subject like "TEQUILA O'CLOCK."  Invite ALL of your friends over for cocktails after work.  Set up this Tequila Buffet ($90, Bourbon & Boots) and wow everyone.  After two tequila shots, you'll be dancing to old Backstreet Boys songs.  After four tequila shots, you'll be crying in your bed.  It doesn't matter.  You're already at home anyway, right?