Whether you like it or not, iPhone cases are the new way we show off our personalities. It polka something about you. Polka dot case? You're probably an adult woman who is emotionally immature. One of those heavy duty rubber cases? You're dramatic and have a small penis.
When people are in work meetings, they are searching the table, judging everyone else's phone case choice. What would people say about yours? She's boring? DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.
Let everyone know how awesome you are with this Party Horses iPhone Case ($35, Chris Piascik) . Your phone's ready to party, and so are you.