Your sister-in-law claims to love Halloween but doesn't like any of the scary stuff—she's not going to watch Saw or Nightmare on Elm Street. How does she celebrate Halloween? She celebrates it like a goddamned child. She stuffs her face with fun-sized candy bars while watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, Hocus Pocus, Casper, and a bunch of other lame Halloween classics. She carves pumpkins and wraps her front porch in fake cobwebs.
Considering her child-like obsession with Halloween, this Just Me and My Boo iPhone Case ($35, Angry Gorilla Design) is perfect for her. And there you have it—the introduction of seasonal iPhone cases. Perfect for priveliged jerks with money to burn.