Nothing says "fatherhood" quite like the smell of Old Spice, does it? If not Old Spice, it's some combination of whiskey, gin, cigar smoke, and BBQ. You can't walk past a sleazy brothel without thinking of your dad, amiright? Okay, I'm probably wrong. BUT MAYBE I'M RIGHT.
Either way, pick up this Old Spice Father's Day Card ($4.50, A. Favorite) and let dad know that he's a true classic (meaning that he's stuck in his ways and he doesn't know how to use the internet).