Remember the summertime when you were a kid? No responsibilities—well, aside from the summer reading list your English teacher assigned to you that you frantically got around to glancing at around one week prior to the school year starting. Everything was swimming pools and picnics, TV and movies, hot dogs and ice cream trucks. Your mom would bring a big box of Bomb pops from the grocery store and you and your siblings would eat the entire box in one day. Your mom didn't care, as long as you ate them outside and didn't mess up her damn house.
Now, summer means a sad death march to work from the subway, where you arrive at the office drenched in sweat because New York City is as hot as living on the surface of the sun. You walk by children enjoying treats from the Mr. Softee truck on your way home from work and you grimmace. You shouldn't eat that stuff anymore, you're already about 15 lbs heavier than your goal weight, what with all of the beer you drink.
This Rocket Pop iPhone Case ($24.50, Zero Gravity) is as close to the classic summer treats you should get this summer. Try not to melt out there.