So you finally got an invite to your douchey frenemy's summer house out in the Hamptons.
You've been dreaming of this day ever since those bastards started posting photos of themselves on Facebook out there—laughing in the sun, splashing in the water, and enjoying chilled imported beers in their $650 bathing suits.
But now you're in the club, and you need to show up with a gift that will guarantee an invitation back. Show up with a six-pack of Corona Light and a bag of Baked Lays and you'll be amazed at how quickly they lose your number.
Show up with this Stalward Montauk Stripe Tie ($72, Stalward Ltd) and you'll be in like flynn. Its preppy striping and linen fabric say, "I'm casual and relaxed, but I am still rich, and don't you ever forget it." That's what everyone with a house out in the Hampton wants to say, anyway.