[YOU'RE WELCOME] Anglophile Gift Guide

ARE YOU READY FOR THE 2012 OLYMPICS?!  While legions of the world's best athletes were sacrificing their lives away for YEARS, you've been guzzling beer and eating chicken wings like there's no tomorrow.

When the Olympics kick off tomorrow, you'll envy the lithe, toned bodies.  Maybe you'll head to the gym on Sunday morning in a half-assed attempt to finally lose that pesky 50 5 pounds.  But then you'll get over it, sidle up to the TV with fatty foods and watch all of the action in London.

And since a round-up of Olympic-esque workout equipment would be b-o-r-i-n-g, I decided to do a round-up in honor of the city where these feats of unbelievable athletic ability are taking place (for once)—London.  God save the Queen, everyone.