Do you know someone who can pull off wearing graphic t-shirts without looking like an aloof douchebag or a lazy slob? They're probably very thin and they probably live in Brooklyn or Portland, amiright? I'm always right.
Pick up this Zipper Tee ($29.99, Clintees) and your friend will once again look super attractive at a warehouse party in Williamsburg, holding a PBR and not smiling even though he's having the time of his life.
Then, you'll come across the picture while you're stalking him on Facebook and you will shout out loud to your empty apartment, "IT'S OKAY TO SMILE, JERK, YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING YOUR RENT." And then you'll cry and cry and cry and cry. Cheers?