If you're currently in your late 20's or early 30's, you are probably finding yourself stumbling through adulthood, wondering when it became unacceptable to get shitfaced on a Wednesday night and why the people you grew up with are suddenly pregnant (was there an alien attack you weren't aware of?).
Suddenly, you're too busy to hang out with your buddies. You're too busy working all of the time, watching marathons of Breaking Bad on Netflix, and ignoring your significant other while sitting next to them on the couch, looking at their Facebook profile and questioning them on people who have commented on their Wall (ie: "WHO THE FUCK IS SARAH?").
Send this Let's Ketchup Card ($4, Collette Paperie) to all of the friends that you've neglected while working overtime at your meaningless data entry job and picking fights with your boyfriend for no reason.