Are you EXTREME? Is your life so hectic that you can't get by with the regular amounts of caffeine supplied in coffee, espresso, soda, and energy drinks? Congratulations, you're CRAZY.
Pick up a package of this Death Wish Coffee ($19.99, Death Wish Coffee), which claims to be the most highly caffeinated dark roast coffee in the world. How do we know? It contains 200% more caffeine than regular dark roasts, and people who have tried it have had to be scraped off of their office ceilings. ENJOY!