[GIFTED] Rewined Candles

If you are a female over the age of 25, I'm willing to bet that a random Friday night where you are alone goes something like this:

1. You order so much Chinese food that you get three sets of chopsticks, as if the restaurant owners—in their own polite Asian way—are letting you know that you are a goddamned fatass.  WHO CARES, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT. EAT LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING.  CRY LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING. Eat that whole container of lo mein, girl.

2. You light candles to set the mood.  You are romancing yourself, which is the easiest kind of romancing.  No compromise or sexual favors required.

3. You open a bottle of wine and down it while watching 683893 episodes of your favorite TV show. 

Why not combine steps 2 and 3 with these Rewined Candles ($27, Bourbon & Boots)?  Candles made in recycled wine bottles, Rewined candles even SMELL like wine, available in scents like Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Cabernet, and Merlot.  Unfortunately, they don't have my favorite wine—Franzia.  I'm working towards getting over it. 

Enjoy your night in, ladies.