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Friday
Aug032012

[GIFTED] Ole Smoky Tennessee Moonshine

Remember when the only people who drank Moonshine out of old, chipped up mason jars were poor people with as many teeth as they had words in their vocabulary?  NOT THE CASE ANYMORE.

Thanks to Pinterest, mason jars are BACK, and becoming a main focal point in the country time shabby chic weddings to no one that every stupid girl seems to be obsessively planning.  "My wedding is going to be totally unique and fun," she'll say.  "We'll drink out of mason jars and everyone will write their marriage advice on a postcard and hang it to a birch tree."  COOL, CAN'T WAIT.       

This Ole Smoky Tennessee Moonshine (Various Prices, Various Locations) not ony satisfies the current obsession with mason jars—it also contributes to the custom cocktail trend that's going on because, apparently, no one can drink a fucking beer anymore. 

Think of how unique your friend will feel, finishing out the summer drinking moonshine straight out of a mason jar, while everyone around her drinks Bud Light Lime.   

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