[GIFTED] Best Made Bar of Soap Pack

You're feeling restless.  You want to make a change in your life.  You're too much of a baby to do something drastic, like quit your job, move to a new city, or get a sex change. 

Take some small steps.  Trade the morning bagel for a Greek yogurt.  Switch out the body wash for bar soap.  How manly could you be standing in the shower with a bottle of body wash a loofah, anyway?

This Best Made Bar of Soap Pack ($30, Best Made Co.) claims to be the manliest answer to soap since the soap the army issued to GIs.  It's probably true.  If you can trick yourself into thinking fancy soap is remotely masculine.