[GIFTED] Neon Toe Cap Erongos

There are two schools of thought regarding wearing bright colors:

1. It makes you look bold, fun, and fashionable.

2. It makes you look like a douchebag.

I subscribe to the first.  I have green shoes, purple pants, yellow everything.  Although I hate gay pride, my closet looks like a motherfucking rainbow. 

Sure, I'm describing myself, but am I also describing you?  Don't shrink into the black or beige background, my obnoxious friend! Wear those pink pants!  Pair them with these Neon Toe Cap Erongos ($235, Schier Shoes).  You look GREAT.