[GIFTED] Dreamy Pillowcases

WORD TO THE WISE: if your significant other asks you what you dream about, your answer should always, ALWAYS, unequivocally be: "You, of course."

Sure, she might forgive you if you say "Ferris wheels" or "grilled cheese sandwiches," but if you even MENTION another human being, you are in TROUBLE.  You could say, "I had this weird dream about this girl I went to preschool with" and she'd automatically get the crazy eyes and say, "WHY ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT ANOTHER GIRL?  Who is she?  Are you friends on Facebook?  Is she pretty?  Is she prettier than me?" 

To avoid this line of pyschopathic questioning, invest in this set of Dreamy Pillowcases ($45, Supermarket Sarah).  That way, you'll ALWAYS be dreaming of her crazy ass.  Whether you like it or not.