I see you, baby. Checkin' that Facebook/Twitter/Pinterest. You can't fool anyone. You're on social media all the time. You're on it at work. You're on it while waiting for the train. You're on it in the bathroom. You're on it post-coital.
LISTEN: if you are checking your social media accounts all of the time, why not inject some humor into your feed by following me? Trust me, the shit I post is wayyyy more interesting than the blurry engagement ring and/or wedding photos that have been clogging up your feeds recently.
Seriously. Twitter and Facebook were made for someone like me, who has a never-ending supply of one-liners and an innate need for instant approval from strangers.
Pinterest was ALSO made for someone like me, because I am a gift blogger, and because Pinterest is basically an interactive list of things you wish you could buy, recipes you wish you could make, and dreams will probably never fulfill.