Every morning, you wake up early to pack your lunch. You make yourself a salad, because you are a weight-conscious lady who made a pact with herself to eat healthy (ie: boring) during the day so you can eat (and drink!) whatever the hell you want at night and on the weekends.
Make it easier on yourself with this Mocubo Cutting Board ($39.99, Quirky), where you can dump everything you've chopped into washable little drawers that tuck right into the cutting board. Go on, girl. Eat that salad. Pretend you're happy.