Hey, nerds. Labor Day Weekend has officially passed us by, which means one thing: IT'S SCARF WEATHER.
If you are a woman, you are probably very excited about this, because nothing is more thrilling than dragging your giant bin of scarves down from the tip top of your closet, and thinking of all of the outfit combinations you can try this season. THIS IS WHAT GETS SOME WOMEN GOING, YOU GUYS. Not drugs, not rollercoasters, not the contemplation of murdering their enemies—SCARVES.
Buy a woman a scarf, and she will love you forever. This Apolis + Matteo Scarf ($50, Apolis + Matteo) is made of light linen, which is perfect for Fall weather, frolicking through the leaves, drinking hot apple cider at a farmer's market, or—which is much more likely—sitting in her cubicle at the office and never leaving, ever.