[GIFTED] Cross Stripe Collective Cable

If there was one thing in the world that represented the epitome of "shit that you definitely don't need," it would be this Cross Stripe Collective Cable ($14, Eastern Collective).  One look at this, and I said two things to myself:

1. OMG I WANT THIS I WANT THIS I WANT THIS.

2. Really, white girl?  You need to trick out your iPhone charger cable?  Kill yourself. 

There is absolutely no reason to buy this, unless it's because you are that classic combination of self-indulgent and preppy with a disposable income.  LET'S BUY IT NOW.