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Tuesday
Sep242013

[GIFTED] Splash Cutting Board

POP QUIZ: on average, the most common ER visits are caused by:

1. Alcohol poisoning, you fucking lush.

2. Trips and falls, you stupid klutz.

3. Trying to slice a bagel, you fat ass.

The answer, believe it or not, is #3.  We are a nation of carb-addicted monsters who are SO EXCITED by the sheer possibility of eating a bagel that we flip out and cut our fingers so badly that we end up in the Emergency Room.  GOOD THING WE ALL HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING. 

This Splash Cutting Board ($28, MZube) serves as a horrifying reminder of how dangerous cooking (and eating, really) is.  Slice ya bagels with caution, dumbos.

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