You know that obnoxious person. The one that doesn't use recipes or measuring cups or timers. You can't make Rice-a-Roni without studying the box for 45 minutes, but this bitch can just throw together a souflee without even trying. It's the kind of effortless existence that makes you want to kill someone.
Buy these Owl Kitchen Timers ($23, Kikkerland) for anyone who is the complete opposite of that person. The one that's a disaster in the kitchen but wants to up their cooking prowess.