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Friday
Aug042017

Mission Critical Baby Carrier

A hilarious thing happens when certain uber-macho, alpha males have babies—they become super fucking softies, especially if said babies happen to be girls.  They start carting them around, looking after their every whim, and it's incredibly adorable.  But when these guys morph into Mr. Mom, they tend to get grief from their other bro buddies (typically the ones who are single or childless) that they've gone soft.  This Mission Critical Baby Carrier ($179) will help him keep his cred while still carting around his kid, which is literally all he's interested in now.  Sorry, boys.

Wednesday
Jul192017

Joy Con Classic 

We're all nostalgic for the simple days of our childhoods, when we could sit on the floor of our living rooms and spend entire days playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on our original Nintendo system.  Now that we're all adults, though, we're both not able and not willing to indulge in that. Why?  Because adult gamers are looked down as childish.  And true, there's not a lot that sounds appealing about a 37-year-old man who devotes weekend hours to his X-Box, but hold up.  Do you play Candy Crush on your phone on the subway?  Gurl, you a gamer too. Let's all reserve the judgement about how we should be spending our free time as adults and acknowledge that zoning out is a key component of developing the ability to resist the urge to strangle everyone you see at work, on your commute, in the grocery store, etc.  The specific type of zoning out you get while playing mindless video games is especially sweet.  Let's all buy the Colorware Joy Con Classic ($199)—which pairs with Nintendo Switch—and play classic games on a classic controller. The clicking even sounds the same. Relaxxxxxxxxxxing. 
Monday
Jun122017

Vollebak Nano Meter Hi-Viz Shirt 

Your dad is on a fitness kick for some reason (ie: he's trying to outrun his own inevitable mortality), and while you're happy that he's trying to get healthy after years of thinking broccoli smothered in cheese sauce counted as a serving of vegetables, you're concerned about the old guy taking a tumble or stroking out in front of the cul de sac in your childhood neighborhood.  

Give yourself peace of mind while he's insisting on going on early morning jogs or late night bike rides by gifting him this Vollebak Nano Meter Hi-Viz Shirt ($195) for Father's Day, which is not only comfortable and sweat-wicking, but it's equipped with high-tech motion capture markers that light up when hit by any passing light source (a speeding vehicle, anyone?).  You'll be happy, he'll be happy, and most importantly, your MOM will be happy.   

Thursday
Jun082017

James Bond 007 Champagne

Sure, James Bond's go-to drink order is legendary, but if your dad isn't into martinis but still loves the most suave agent in movie history, this James Bond 007 Champagne ($165, The Champagne Company) will be the perfect Father's Day gift. Can you imagine a better way to help your dad celebrate Father's Day than with 007 Champagne and a movie marathon?  Nah.   

Monday
Apr242017

CreekKooler

The weather is getting warmer, and your calendar is getting filled with activities that involve spending time outdoors.  And if you're planning on spending any of your time outdoors boating, kayaking, or swimming, you're gonna wanna get a CreekKooler ($180, Kanooler Products).  A floating cooler that will hold up to 12 cans (with plenty of room for ice), the CreekKooler is perfect for any water-based activity you're doing where you want to have a cold one in your hand (read: all of them).  You can tether the cooler to your boat to save space inside, or you can just have it float around in your pool, making your own make-shift swim-up bar, right in your backyard (it even has build-in drink holders in the top of it).  Cheers to nice weather.