If you're a minimalist, you love new advances in technology that reduce the clutter. iPods have rendered your crate full of CDs empty. E-readers have eliminated the need for you to clutter up your nightstand with mountains of unread books and magazines. BUT, with all of those things gone, everything around the old apartment might be looking a little sparse.
That's why this iPad Gramophone ($299, Restoration Hardware) will look super slick on your shelf. Plug it in and you can play all your douchey new music out of the old timey speaker.
Thomas Edison, eat your heart out.