Guys are always grumbling about how they have to rent tuxedos for weddings, completely forgetting that women have to actually PURCHASE whatever monstrosity that their "friend" sticks on them when they've been given the "honor" of being in their friend's wedding.
It's FINE, it's totally fine, guys, that not only you have a rental option for your ugly wedding garb, now you have an even EASIER option with The Black Tux. Starting at $95, you can order your tux online, tailoring it to your exact measurements and style preferences (you can even select vests, shoes, tie bars, belts, cufflinks, etc). It's mailed directly to you and when you're done dancing to the YMCA in it, you just drop it right in the mail to return it. It's the Netflix of tuxedo rentals. Best part about it? You never have to step foot in a Men's Warehouse or David's Bridal ever again.
A lady version of this needs to happen, STAT.