You have a cousin who is graduating from college. They're still all cute and smiley because their dreams haven't been crushed by the weight of the world yet.
They'll gleefully tell you about all of the things they're going to do. "Tell me about your five year plan, again" you'll drunkenly say at their graduation party. It's cute and also sad because you remember when you were that way. So much hope, so much ENERGY. Now, your only "dream" involves a weekend where you meld into your couch and don't have to talk to anyone or answer one work email.
Don't piss on their happiness yet. They'll figure it out soon enough, and join you at the next family party—close to the drink table—to bitch about work and their landlord and stupid kids. In the meantime, get them this The World is Your Oyster Globe ($215, Wild & Free Designs). It'll look great on their desk in their apartment until they smash it one night when they realize that someone with half their talent is making twice their salary.