Jay-Z's "99 Problems" song is so rife with opportunities to reference it in your daily life. You're at work and your boss tells you not to worry about creating yet another Powerpoint deck and you're all like, "I got 99 problems, but a deck ain't one." Of course, the average problems in your life differ very much from a world famous rapper/mogul/husband to a superstar. Jay-Z's problems are usually along the lines of "which major league sports team do I purchase," your problems are usually along the lines of, "Damn, this line at Starbucks is so long."
Enter illustrator Ali Graham's daily blog, 99 Problems, which renders Jay-Z into cartoon form, giving him regular life problems. And you can purchase prints of them RIGHT NOW for only $20 . It's fantastic to see Jay looking so cute and also bothered by the fact that his iPhone is at low battery—although I'm sure that battery pad or whatever he was hawking a few months ago could fix that problem, right? See? Jay-Z's problems are not your problems.