I know what you're thinking. Flavored vodka is disgusting. But listen up, mofos: the time for disgusting flavored vodkas is around the holidays. Why? Because of the following reasons:
1. HOLIDAYS ARE STRESSFUL: You have so much shit to do, so many places to go. You're seeing your family a lot. You need alcohol, and now is not the time to be picky.
2. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FESTIVE: Only around the holidays can you be yelled at for "being lame" for opting for a simple beer instead of whatever crazy festive concoction the holiday party host cooked up.
Try to be open-minded this season. Pick up a few bottles of Pinnacle Pumpkin & Pecan Pie Vodka and make a few festive cocktails. If you make them right, you won't be able to taste the alcohol, which means your uptight aunt who "doesn't drink" just might get super wasted and make things interesting. Good luck out there.