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Wednesday
Nov262014

[GIFTED] Meat: Everything You Need to Know

Everything about the Thanksgiving meal revolves around the turkey, which is ridiculous because turkey is actually one of the most boring meats you could possibily cook.  Steak, chicken, fish—you have them all of the time.  They just require a little seasoning, and a little braising, sauteeing, frying... whatever your preferred method.  But turkey?  When do you roast a whole turkey aside from one day per year?  Do I hear "never?" That's right.  

And for the people who eat turkey sandwiches on the regular, that's fine, but those sandwiches taste good not because turkey tastes good, but because you're putting it on bread, adding cheese, lettuce, tomato, condiments, etc.  Shoe leather could taste good if you put it between some good bread and topped it with enough acoutrements.  

I'm all for tradition, but turkey can blow me any day that isn't Thanksgiving day.  That's why I'm all over Meat: Everything You Need to Know ($27, Amazon), an impressive tome written by the legendary NYC meat man Pat LaFrieda.  The book features 75 recipes for beef, pork, lamb, veal and poultry, served alongside mouth-watering photos—not a turkey recipe in sight.  Snatch this book up for yourself and for the self-righteous, meat-loving foodie in your life ASAP.  

Tuesday
Nov252014

[GIFTED] Gobble Goodies

So you got invited to your friend's house for Thanksgiving.  Maybe you're going to their parents' house.  Maybe they're actually hosting it themselves because they're adults and holy shit when did we all get so OLD?  Either scenario is happening.  Because you don't have to do the psychotic running around with your hair on fire that is planning and executing a Thanksgiving dinner, you need to act extra grateful when you show up and are confronted with your apron-clad, sweaty-faced host who has spent the last week shopping, cleaning, obsessing, and cooking.

Hand her this EXTRA THOUGHTFUL Gobble Goodies Basket ($50, Mouth) that she can either put out for the guests because she accidentally burnt one of the appetizers, or she can shove in the corner of the kitchen and enjoy herself when this crazy holiday is over and everyone has gotten out of her goddamned house for good. Either way, she'll appreciate the gesture. 

Friday
Nov212014

[GIFTED] Pumpkin Pie Marshmallows

Pumpkin Spice errrrything has reached a fever-pitch in the great US of A, and anyone who likes Pumpkin Spice is now being lumped into the white-skin-having, Taylor Swift-listening, scarf-wearing girl trope.  But let's remember why Pumpkin Spice became popular in the first place: because it's effing good.  

Go on, girl, don't be ashamed.  Drink your Pumpkin Spice lattes, order Pumpkin cheesecake—it's YOUR LIFE and Fall is a short season.  You know what comes after Fall?  The vast, depressing nothingness that is Winter. We're all about to be as cold and upset as the townspeople in Frozen and yet society is trying to loosen our grip on the last thing we can enjoy before the dead months of January and February.  Fuck off, everyone.  Pumpkin Spice forever. 

And, since we're all letting our Pumpkin Spice freak flags fly, pick up a box of Wondermade's Pumpkin Pie Marshmallows ($9, Mouth) and either bring them to Thanksgiving dinner or eat them all in your car on the way there.  No shame in your game. 

Thursday
Nov202014

[GIFTED] Hudson Whiskey

Whiskey is very important to have around your Thanksgiving table (or any holiday table, for that matter) because everyone needs something strong to stress-drink.  Why?  Because the holidays are inherently stressful and everyone's thrown together with people they may or may not like.  What do you do when your Uncle Bob starts talking how he's totally loves gay people, he just doesn't think they should be able to get married?  Take a swig.  What do you do when your mother looks in your general direction and says, "Well, I'd just like to have grandchildren at one point."  Take a swig.  It helps.    

Lucky for you, Hudson Whiskey—which was established in 2001 and is the first whiskey distillery in New York State since Prohibition—comes in several flavors, so you can taste all of the flavors of holiday despair in one sitting.  Brilliant.  Now, let's talk about what Thanksgiving dinner must have been like during the Prohibition.  WOOF.

Monday
Nov172014

[GIFTED] Vintage Budweiser Holiday Crate

There are certain men in your life who scoff at the very idea of craft beer.  They're usually your father or your uncle, the guys who would drink 32 Budweisers or Schlitzes while mowing the lawn on a Saturday.

That's why, if you want to be these old men's hero on Thanksgiving, show up with one of these limited edition Budweiser cases.  It comes in a handmade wooden crate with 18 Budweisers and two pilsner glasses inside, all featuring authentic classic labels from 1918, 1933, and 1976, so they can reminisce about the glory days.  Only 10,000 will be produced, so snap one up quickly.