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Thursday
Mar232017

Literally Dead T-Shirt 

For all the basic bitches who toss around the word "literally" even though they're using it in completely the wrong way, this Literally Dead T-Shirt ($20, Human) is appropos but also a good lesson in what the word "literally" actually (or literally) means.  Look for a follow-up "I can't" shirt as well. 

Monday
Mar202017

Tipsy Scoop

We all have our vices, and if you're the type of person alternates between dessert and booze as your favored downfalls, you are going to FREAK OUT over Tipsy Scoop

What is it? You already know. Boozy ice cream, babies!  With flavors like Vanilla Bean Bourbon, Raspberry Limoncello Sorbet or Dark Chocolate Whiskey Salted Caramel, you'll never have to choose between getting buzzed or getting a sugar rush. 

Wednesday
Mar152017

Oy to the Vey Mug 

For anyone—from your adorable Jewish grandmother to your friend from college—who regularly says "ov vey" as a way to express mild to severe dismay will love this Oy to the Vey Mug ($19, Seltzer Goods).  It's the perfect Chanukah gift, great for morning coffee accompanied by a bagel and lox. 

Monday
Mar062017

Namaste at the Bar Tank Top

Some people spend their weekends "getting centered."  Sleeping, eating healthy, maybe taking a yoga class. READING FOR PLEASURE, PERHAPS.  That's great.  Good for those assholes, who use the weekends for recharging instead of raging.

But for us NORMAL PEOPLE who use weekends as an excuse to get shitfaced and eat everything you're not supposed to only to start the calorie counting clock again on Monday, this Namaste at the Bar Tank Top ($36, Buy Me Brunch) is the perfect thing to wear.  Enjoy your downward dogs, ladies—we're enjoying our 52 beers at the bar at 2pm on a Sunday.    

Friday
Mar032017

Isle of Harris Gin 

Isle of Harris Gin looks a bottle that would wash up on the beach with a letter from a long lost love, but GET A GRIP, your long lost love has MOVED ON and is def not trying to send you a message in a bottle. There's an upside to your devastating heartbreak, though, and that's the fact that instead of being stuffed with a letter from someone you're still pining for, it's filled with delicious gin. Sweet liquor eases the pain. 

Also, Harris Distillers' logo looks exactly like Hillary Clinton's campaign logo, which makes me think/hope that Hillary has said, "fuck it," and started a distillery. Go on, girl.