Do you love the warm feeling of being intoxicated? Who doesn't, right? But beer can get boring. You used to look forward to wine o'clock and now you're indifferent towards it. Smoking weed feels too collegiate. What's next for your nights and weekends? Meth? Don't go there—think about your teeth (and your parents)!
Enter Legal Beverages, the answer to your adult recreational prayers. Legal Beverages are a variety of refreshments laced with marijuana extract. Think of it as a "funny soda," and your weekends will get a lot better.