So a friend sent me a link to this new company strangely named "We Are All Smith." I was all like, "Why are you sending this to me, and why isn't it a cat video" but THEN I realized that the abbreviation for "We Are All Smith" is "WAAS." They've got a whole host of apparel with my last name on it, my favorite being this We Are All Smith Hoodie ($89).
It's obviously very strange to see my last name appearing on an outrageously over-priced sweatshirt, but it's also AWESOME. Someone buy this for me immediately.