COFFEE. The blessed syrup of the office workers. Nothing will make you feel less like dying than a big cup of coffee. You wake up and think, "I literally cannot face another day of this consistent, soul-crushing bullshit," but you have a giant-sized coffee and things don't seem so insurmountable. That is, most of the time. Sometimes, though, SOMETIMES, you've got to deal with some shit and coffee just ain't strong enough. Sometimes you need to go three rounds with a bottle of vodka before you can see things clearly.
This Step Aside, Coffee T-Shirt ($25, Thug Life) is for you and any of your fellow office workers who spend all day tapping a keyboard and dealing with morons.