One of Louis CK's most memorable comedy bits is, of course, his "Bag of Dicks" routine. The whole routine centers around the ridiculousness of the insult "suck a bag of dicks," and now this brilliant Bag of Dicks Tote ($24, Emily McDowell) in the world as an homage and it is magnificent.
People on the street or in the subway will probably stare at you for a second, wondering why you're carrying a tote bag full of groceries or books or something that just says the word "DICKS" on it, but eventually, if they're smart, you'll see a flash of recognition in their face, and they will laugh, and think you are the coolest person in the world. All just because of a tote bag. Pretty great, right?