Amanda Tuesday, November 20, 2012 at 06:00AM 
Not only is it already Fall, Fall is already almost OVER. Chew on that for awhile. Thanksgiving is THIS WEEK. Have you developed a stress rash yet? Stop hyperventilating, calm down for a second, and realize how cute this I Fall For You Card ($5, Ink Meets Paper) is. Hurry up and send it to someone you love. Or someone you're stalking. Same thing, really.
Amanda Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 06:00AM 
If you're a self-righteous foodie like me, this Well Done [Steak] Card ($4, Colette Paperie) depicts exactly what it's like to dine out with jerks like us. We take someone ordering a steak well done as a personal insult, and that is way more important than giving someone kudos for accomplishing something significant.
This would be a great card to give someone who just graduated from culinary school, or your mom, who eats steak well done with French dressing to dip it in.
Amanda Tuesday, October 2, 2012 at 06:00AM 
Your longtime friend just had a major life change. She got promoted at work and got a raise. Or, her great Aunt Janice died and she got a ridiculously large inheritance. Whatever the reason, she's now able to move on up to a bigger, better apartment.
When you head to her nicer new apartment, stamp out your jealousy and hand over this Same Fish, Different Bowl Card ($4, Colette Paperie). It'll let her know that even though she now lives in a nice place with nice furniture doesn't mean you're not going to barge in with an 18 pack of Bud Light for a Power Hour.
Amanda Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 06:00AM 
FUN FACT: statistically, the most suicides happen on a Wednesday. Not-so-happy Hump Day, huh? The thinking behind it is that in the middle of the week, your troubles seem insurmountable and the weekend still seems so far away.
Instead of jumping off a bridge, how about you do what most people do when they're stressed and angry and despondent? DRINK.
Find someone who is equally unhappy with life as you are in this moment, send them this Give Up and Drink Card ($4, Colette Paperie), and take a bottle of wine to the face together. Misery loves company, right Kathy Bates?
Amanda Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 06:00AM 
You probably don't even use a coaster, you damn slob, but it's high time you classed up the joint. BUT: do you want to protect your new coffee table but still don't want to officially declare the death of your youth by spending your money on boring shit like coasters and aspirin instead of drugs and alcohol?
Pick up a pack of these Cocktail Notes ($18, Old Tomfoolery)—a set of 10 coasters made to look like bar napkins, letterpressed with Jack Handey-esque jokes from comedy writer S.H. Carlyle.
Really, what's a better conversation starter than setting a drink down on a coaster that says, "Drunk girls, it's NOT so weird," or "Dear fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt: Get your shit together and stop making me do your job for you."
