FUN FACT: statistically, the most suicides happen on a Wednesday. Not-so-happy Hump Day, huh? The thinking behind it is that in the middle of the week, your troubles seem insurmountable and the weekend still seems so far away.
Instead of jumping off a bridge, how about you do what most people do when they're stressed and angry and despondent? DRINK.
Find someone who is equally unhappy with life as you are in this moment, send them this Give Up and Drink Card ($4, Colette Paperie), and take a bottle of wine to the face together. Misery loves company, right Kathy Bates?