When you were a kid, and hell, even when you were in college, weekends were for sleeping. Sleeping and lounging. Sleeping and lounging and eating. Sleeping and lounging and eating and maybe going to the bar around 10pm. But then you graduated and became an adult. And an adult's life involves an inordinate amount of chores.
Instead of sleeping in until 11am on a Saturday like you used to, you're up at 8am—doing laundry, going grocery shopping, scrubbing the bathroom, picking up your dry cleaning, going to the bank (like a motherfucking ADULT), and various other soul-crushing activities that are the exact opposite of fun.
All of this blows, yes. But the upside to all of this running around is the euphoria that comes with finishing all of your chores and realizing the rest of the weekend is yours. You feel so satisfied. You feel like a motherfucking champion. Buy this Clean House, Full Fridge, Can't Lose Card ($5, Ladyfingers Letterpress) and give it to yourself, or give it to your partner to let them know this weekend's plans.