Yeah, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but let's recall the last fishing trip you took with your father/grandfather/creepy uncle: you spent all day sitting around a smelly boat, listening to Kenny Chesney, only to catch nothing. You don't want to do that shit. It's too much effort. You want to stick with the questionable salmon you picked up at the grocery store.
All of this fish talk is obviously a METAPHOR for romance. Why spend hours of energy trying to boat a prize bass when you can be perfectly content with some farm-raised tilapia? It tastes fine when you add some lime.
This Plenty of Fish in the Sea ($10, Cardtorial) card is a testimonial to this attitude. Why fucking bother? You are good enough. Happy Valentine's Day.