People's desires shift through the years based on which movie stars are popular. Seriously, this version of a clean-cut Brad Pitt in a baggy khaki clown suit was considered the HEIGHT OF HANDSOME back in the 90s. Now it's all man buns and beards and skinny jeans.
What I'm trying to get at here is that you are either in love with a guy who has a beard or you know someone who is in love with a guy who has a beard. Either way, make everyone happy by purchasing this Lost Something in Your Beard Card ($4, Detriot Card Co.). It'll let that bearded dude know that he's loved, and ALSO let him know that he can throw away that razor for good.