This is the week leading up to the Kentucky Derby, and while thousands of people will be heading to Churchill Downs this weekend to take in the Derby for real, the rest of us will have it on in the background as we proceed to get drunk on bourbon while wearing gingham.
This Hold Your Horses Card ($4, Southern Fried Design Barn) is extremely appropos for the occasion. It's horse themed for the Kentucky Derby, of course, but it also relays a very important message for drunks like you and me who will be around an inordinate amount of hard alcohol: hold your horses. Slow the F down. You don't want to fall down drunk, do you? That would totally mess up your white linen suit.