[GIFTED] Novel Duffel Bag

Whether you're using a duffel bag to travel the world or just travel back and forth to your boyfriend's apartment (the exhausting commute is the #1 reason why couples move in together before they're ready to), you need something sturdy and dependable.

This Novel Duffel Bag ($80, Herschel Supply Co.) is perfect for the grind, and not expensive enough that you'll think twice about throwing it on the subway floor.

[GIFTED] BBQ Bruce Balcony Grill

One of the worst things about living in the city is that you rarely have an outdoor space to call your own.  This means no letting your dog out in the backyard to roam free, no sitting outside with a cold drink, and absolutely NO barbeques.  If you're determined to have a little BBQ action in your life, you have to get to the nearest park by 6AM in order to snag one of those disgusting permanent park grills from 1925, OR you have to buy a grill, find a place to put it in your tiny apartment, and lug it to the park (you don't have a car) every time you want to grill.  It's almost enough to make you want to move to the suburbs.

Don't do anything drastic, my city dwelling comrades.  The BBQ Bruce Balcony Grill ($77, Connox) is the answer to all of your problems.  Mount it on the rails of your balcony/fire escape and you have an instant built-in grill.  Who needs a back yard?  Not you, man.  Not you.  

[GIFTED] Sierra Redwood iPhone Dock

You may be a slave to your iPhone, but you don't want to admit it.  You fancy yourself as an "outdoorsy" type, so this Sierra Redwood iPhone Dock ($90, Bourbon & Boots) is perfect for your nighttable.  You know, the one you made yourself out of driftwood on the beach.  Right.  

[GIFTED] Stellavie Stellar Maps

We've all got that friend who is super "into" astrology.  You do something or say something and she'll look at you, shake her head, and say, "Typical move for a Leo."  She makes you think that she has some kind of window into your soul because she read an astrology book she picked up at the grocery store for $2.50. 

Instead of rolling your eyes so hard that you risk an aneurysm, pick her up one of these Stellavie Stellar Maps ($95, Stellavie).  They still indulge her witchy ways, and they look a hell of a lot more classy than a velvet poster of a lady with a motherfucking crystal ball.  

[GIFTED] Captain Oscar O'Leary Belt

CAPTAIN OSCAR O'LEARY.  Now THAT sounds like a guy you'd want to have a drink with, amiright?  A drink on a dock or boat, looking wistfully out into the ocean.  You're picturing him as the Gorton's Fisherman, aren't you?  I know, I know. 

ANYWAY, this Captain Oscar O'Leary Belt ($88, Kiel James Patrick) is almost TOO nautical, if that's a thing (I'm skeptical).  If you wear it, you can one day get dressed to leave the house and your girlfriend will tell you that you look like a douchebag and your boss will ask you if you're going on a cruise after work. 

AHOY.