Some people spend their weekends "getting centered." Sleeping, eating healthy, maybe taking a yoga class. READING FOR PLEASURE, PERHAPS. That's great. Good for those assholes, who use the weekends for recharging instead of raging.
But for us NORMAL PEOPLE who use weekends as an excuse to get shitfaced and eat everything you're not supposed to only to start the calorie counting clock again on Monday, this Namaste at the Bar Tank Top ($36, Buy Me Brunch) is the perfect thing to wear. Enjoy your downward dogs, ladies—we're enjoying our 52 beers at the bar at 2pm on a Sunday.