You've got someone in your life who's always traveling. He tries to make it seem glamorous, always posting photos from up in the air and literally including the hashtag #upintheair in each photo's caption. You almost fall for it, until you remember that every time you travel, it's an annoying, soul-sucking experience. You're supposed to be jealous of a guy that's always hanging around in an airport terminal? You're supposed to be envious of a guy that's cramped into an airplane's seat breathing in germy, recycled air for hours? No thanks.
But don't let him know that you're not jealous of him. He's in an airport all the time—people's perceived jealousy of his jet set lifestyle is literally all he has. Instead, get him this Boarding Passport Holder ($26, Izola) and tell him you got it because he's "always traveling." He'll love it, and he'll never know how you feel. Keep it that way.