Remember that stupid Spice Girls song, "2 Become 1?" Hell yeah, you do. Remember singing it out loud when you were 12 years old and not realizing it was about sex? Great. I'm sure our parents were collectively creeped out about their tween daughters singing lyrics like, "I need some love like I've never needed love before." Just like that time my mom actually sat down and listened to Alanis Morrissette's Jagged Little Pill, an album that I blasted ad nauseum from my room in fifth grade (don't worry, mom, the blow job references were TOTALLY over my head).
But if you step back from the whole "P in the V" concept of "two becoming one," people getting married and becoming one family unit is some serious shit. Something that should be documented permanently. What's more permanent than etching names into something? A tattoo, you say? Let's not get crazy. Instead, let's get your to-be-married, two-become-one friends this custom Venn Diagram Cutting Board ($40, Richwood Creations). What a fantastic gift. Ginger Spice would approve.