[GIFTED] Twice the Vice Chocolates

Some people are addicted to booze.  Some people are addicted to chocolate.  And SOME people are so emotionally disturbed that they are addicted to both.  Why spend your days scarfing down chocolate and your nights sucking down booze when you can kill two birds with one stone with Twice the Vice Chocolates ($38, Twice the Vice)?  

Premium chocolates filled with premium liquor, Twice the Vice's tag line is "Enjoy Irresponsibly," which reminds me of the time in college where the organizer of an event plastered signs around the venue that said "DRINK RESPONSIBILITY."  That, sir, is IMPOSSIBLE.  

[GIFTED] Sweet Lauren Easter Cake Pops

As we roll into Easter Basket-land, it's important to stand out as unique.  Don't stuff your boo's Easter Basket with the usual chocolate bunnies, stale Peeps, and jelly beans.  Instead, pick up these Sweet Lauren Easter Cake Pops ($35, Williams-Sonoma).  Won't they look great in an Easter basket?  Sure they will.  

[GIFTED] Cord Tacos

Because we are all slowly transitioning into cyborgs, we now have an abundance of wires in our lives. 

We've got wires for our laptops, wires for our iPads, iPods, iPhones, and 17 pairs of headphones because we keep misplacing them and buying new ones because we can't bear to go through a commute without music blasting in our ears.    

Cord Tacos ($25.99 for a set of 5, This Is Ground) help to keep all of these various wires in order—a simple piece of leather with a snap never worked so well. 

[GIFTED] Vosges Toucan Guiness Truffles

Perhaps you've grown up and you're not planning on spending St. Patrick's Day downing 400 beers, but you'd still like to celebrate somehow.  Embrace the vice of middle-aged women everywhere: chocolate. 

These Toucan Guiness Truffles ($28, Vosges Haut Chocolat) are made with—you guessed it—Guiness beer, so you'll be able to fake partying down while eating up.  

[GIFTED] Irish Coffee Stout Candle

Oh, hi.  It's the week leading up to the weekend of debauchery that's known as St. Patrick's Day.  Or, as Irish people call it: "just another excuse to get shitfaced, as if we needed one anyway."

With all of the beer you'll be consuming in honor of A RELIGIOUS SAINT WHO DIED FOR YOUR SINS (probably?), you might want to cool it and pick up something that reminds you of beer, but won't contribute to your inevitable confrontation with a stomach pump at your local ER, like this Irish Coffee Stout Candle ($28, Haberdash).