There is always one girl who consistently gets song lyrics wrong but still sings the absolute LOUDEST out of anyone. You have to admire her confidence (or complete lack of self-awareness), but holy shit, girlfriend even gets the songs wrong that everyone should know.
Next time you show up to one of her parties where she'll undoubtably spend the night disrespecting everyone's personal space and yelling incorrect lyrics into their ears, gift her this Mistaken Lyrics Coaster Set ($25, Red Envelope). Not only is it an INCREDIBLY appropriate gift, it'll protect her table from sweating drinks. No word on how to protect your ears from her yelling, though. You're on your own.