Hosting Thanksgiving dinner today? Bless your crazy little heart. The Pressure Print ($25, The Pressure) is your personal mantra for today. Think of how accomplished you'll feel when your loved ones are splayed out in your living room post-dinner, looking like some kind of religious cult that just made good on their suicide pact. You'll survey the damage in the kitchen and think, "I've done it again."
Go get 'em.