You graduated from college and you officially moved away from home forever (hopefully). But, in true form to the selfish asshole you are, you expect your parents to keep your former bedroom as a shrine to you.
You come home two times a year, but when you DO return home, you expect to return to a room full of wicker furniture and pop punk band posters. You want to sleep in the bed that you slept in for the majority of your life, and you want to go through a trunk full of embarassing stuff from your teen years for 20 minutes before you get too embarassed and stop.
Unfortunately for you, your parents aren't willing to give up prime real estate in their home just to ensure your happiness during your increasingly infrequent visits. That's right—your room is now a second family room. You have never heard of something so frivolous in your life. A SECOND LIVING ROOM? What are you, the Vanderbilts?
It's too late. The damage is done. Your posters are gone. Your bed is gone. When you visit, you have the pull-out couch to look forward to. You complain incessantly about this, of course, but you have to gain perspective here. Let your parents know that you've realized that you are now a guest in their home with this Room Service Print ($56, Artsy Modern). Think about it: when you visit, you stay for free and you eat and drink for free, too. If you wanted four-star accommodations (aka: a REAL BED), you'd stay at a hotel (except you really couldn't, because your hometown doesn't have any hotelsl, but that's BESIDES THE POINT).