Your dad loves golf. He keeps a standing tee time at the local country club. He was subscriber #1 for Golf Digest. He zones out for hours in front of golf on TV (which is equivalent to watching paint dry as far as you're concerned). That's why you'll be the child of the year if you get him a subscription to BirdieBox for Father's Day.
Your dad will tell you he doesn't want anything for Father's Day because he thinks gifts are ridiculous. "Take the money you would spend on me and put it in a savings account, or better yet—an IRA." He's LYING. And you'll find out how much he's lying when your mother calls to tell you how GIDDY he gets when he opens up his BirdieBox each month.
Available in one month ($45), three month ($133), six month ($260), and one year ($500) subscription packages, the BirdieBox comes filled with $100 dollars worth of merch each month—socks, shirts, cigars, snacks, sunglasses, visors, golf balls, special tees; everything your golf-obsessed dad is sure to love.