You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of collar their dog wears. It sounds crazy, but it’s true. Is that chihuahua wearing a golden collar nicer than your wedding ring? The owner is a high-maintenance rich bitch. Is that golden retriever wearing a bandana? The owner is a hipster or a crunchy granola type. The list could go on. But if you put one of these Ike & Stella Collars (Starting at $50) on your dog, people won’t think you’re a privileged bitch or a hipster douche—they’ll think you have great taste. In fact, they’re so nice and well designed that you could wear them as a bracelet. Although, then you’d have to admit you’re wearing a dog collar on your wrist, and who wants to do that? Just stick with keeping these on your dog.