Pokemon GO has taken over. Your Facebook feed is clogged with a combination of Pokemon GO memes you don’t understand and news stories about how everyone’s crashing their cars while trying to CATCH THEM ALL, whatever that means. You walk down the street and have started seeing signs outside of stores, bars, and restaurants declaring that there’s a Bulbasaur inside or that they’re a certified Pokemon GO Gym.
You resisted playing it at first. “What adult with a job and real responsibilities actually waste their time playing this?” you thought. The answer? Everyone. Your brother. Your best friend. Your babysitter. Your co-worker. The guy at the salad place you go to for lunch. Your boss. Everyone.
So, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Download the app and get ready to get obsessed. To help first time Pokemon GO-ers, we’ve put together a Pokemon GO Starter Kit, with everything you need to truly catch them all. Good luck out there, weirdos. Read it on Parade.